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5% showcasing my work
50% PROVing I caught a foul ball
And 45% proving I hit a half-court shot
I’m featured in the 2025 McSweeney’s Advent Calendar. Purchase here
Cold and flu season is here, here’s something I wrote about it. The New Yorker: I Refuse to Go Home Sick, Even If It Means Infecting the Entire Office, January 2019