This site is:

5% showcasing my work

50% PROVing I caught a foul ball

And 45% proving I hit a half-court shot

I’m featured in the 2025 McSweeney’s Advent Calendar. Purchase here

Cold and flu season is here, here’s something I wrote about it. The New Yorker: I Refuse to Go Home Sick, Even If It Means Infecting the Entire Office, January 2019

Clients & Employers

Allbirds, American Giant, Beltology, Buffy, Caraway, Endemic Labs, Everlane, Faherty, Feals, Five boroughs brewing, Flakes, FuboTV, harry’s, Hydrant, J.Crew, johnnie-o, levain bakery, oars + alps, party water, pinata farms, Ralph Lauren, Seatgeek, SMASH KITCHEN, Sundays for dogs, Verizon